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Feb 27th

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whitepoweralejandra: oh i get it “the lollipop” is actually his dick fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick not a real lollipop

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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reading old fics I wrote with my friends back when I was 13… pliz someone give me a cold glass of poison with iced tea in it plz

Feb 26th

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monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die

Feb 26th

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Still have to endure half of the school year

Feb 26th

adamusprime: i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something” and karp was like

Feb 26th

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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
 the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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bonaventure-: i want to teach a middle school art class and when there is a group of girls talking about fruits basket or yaoi something i will walk up very slowly. suddenly flames will burst out of the ceiling and strobe lights will go off.the floor tiles will flip up to reveal the depths of hell as i whip my cape around and scream DID SOMEONE SUMMON THE ANIME DARK LORD i’d have a lot of...

Feb 25th

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bonaventure-: my sister and her friend are slowly in the prime of their anime phase and one time i heard them talking about soul eater and my sister’s friend said “do you think death the kid poops symmetrically”

Feb 25th

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